Street-wise

For stupid kids and the gullible parents who tolerate them.

This was posted on Mother's Day.

I'm sure this makes sense to someone.

Addison & Broadway

Must. not. shove him. onto rails....

TACOS! is usually the answer.

And the infamous Wrigley Field mural. The caption says it's Charles Lindbergh at Wrigley, but it's actually a photo of the famed pilot at COMISKEY PARK. Nice work, Cubs. For more on the numerous errors on the murals read this article.

Random Movie References

The other 70% is made from people. Peeeeeooople!!

The fountain at North and Clybourn has a an underground control room. 

It's quite small but big enough for two guys to do repairs. 

The internet has ruined me. 

I think they need some color.. They want it to be YOU OUTSIDE. thanks to My Cousin Vinny I read it as Youts Side. 

This is a box of Hamburger Helper. You keep using those two words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

from Deadspin:

.The 400-pound Wrigley Field Cake is Garbage!

Happy Birthday

Flower Drum Song

This is like an old Batman villain hideout...  "Pho Loan? Faux Cash... Funny money! The Joker!!"

Again, Red Ivy... really?

Purty. 

And that's who still uses faxes. 

Sheffield Avenue. 

Birthday Shenanigans. 

Party like it's 1914. 

The stadium closes at the end of this year. 

It's not a party till...

April Powers

Super creepy storefront at Clark & Belmont. 

Worm Tongue, that cunning linguist, has struck again!! Who will save us all?

This door leads to happy endings. 

Seems official. 

April.

The "liquor kitchen" is open at 7am. 7am. 

I'm not sure how my smoking outside affects the babies inside. 

No good will come from this. 

Wrigley goes Latina. 

I'm not sure what question you're answering there, McD's. 

Close to Open

Unopened, discarded condoms. Like tears in the rain... 

"Very nice solving that murder, sweetheart, now get back in the kitchen."

Own your very own paper Wrigley Field!

Discarded knee pad. PLEASE be from a construction worker.