Random References

She's dead... wrapped in plastic...




And a Happy New Year to you! In jail! At 6:58pm, people wait for 7pm so that the CTA will be free.





How good could that class be? I mean, they couldnt even protect their own "s"es!





Wow, Mary Kay is keeping it real.


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Haters

Screenz gets derezzed and the furniture goes Perez.





Late night booting. Patrons from a nearby bar gathered and chanted, "Boot! boot! Boot!"





Gold Crown Liquor, sponsored by FourLoko (which is being "reformulated" according to a salesman)





I thought this looked sad.


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Constructive Criticism

Moe's Cantina closed for renovations. There go my Christmas Eve plans.





I'm just glad it's not another bank.





Mount Carmel endorses Rahm.


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Christmas works

Yes, finally! Coffee AND Red Bull. No one needs to be THAT awake.







So much for Christmas cheer.







I have no idea what's going on in this Japanese poster, but I want to go to there.







10degrees doesn't stop the wall painters. Note the high-tech overhead projector.







1:40am, Sunday, December 19th. Hurry Christmas!


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Christmas on Clark!

If there are multiple children in the house this ornament is just wrong and if it's an only child it implies that there are others lurking about.





A lost hat on the filthy cold sidewalk.





Spit with a glob of blood on a urinal.

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Grande Crappachino

... and that's about everything that cums out of a penis. Right there on Clark Street.




Wi-Pie.. Haha I get it. Your pizza still sucks.




OMG! the Starbucks on CLARK and Belmont is closed! It's full of poo water!




Finally. The Spidey-snuggie. Now I can fight Doc Ock and avoid that chilly draft.

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Who's Harry?

Ah, the scent that says, "Use Me."




The exciting new name for the Harry Careys on Addison and Sheffield.