from Deadspin:

.The 400-pound Wrigley Field Cake is Garbage!

Happy Birthday

Flower Drum Song

This is like an old Batman villain hideout...  "Pho Loan? Faux Cash... Funny money! The Joker!!"

Again, Red Ivy... really?

Purty. 

And that's who still uses faxes. 

Sheffield Avenue. 

Birthday Shenanigans. 

Party like it's 1914. 

The stadium closes at the end of this year. 

It's not a party till...

April Powers

Super creepy storefront at Clark & Belmont. 

Worm Tongue, that cunning linguist, has struck again!! Who will save us all?

This door leads to happy endings. 

Seems official. 

April.

The "liquor kitchen" is open at 7am. 7am. 

I'm not sure how my smoking outside affects the babies inside. 

No good will come from this. 

Wrigley goes Latina. 

I'm not sure what question you're answering there, McD's. 

Close to Open

Unopened, discarded condoms. Like tears in the rain... 

"Very nice solving that murder, sweetheart, now get back in the kitchen."

Own your very own paper Wrigley Field!

Discarded knee pad. PLEASE be from a construction worker.