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This was the entirety of a Saturday USA Today. There was nothing else- just cruise info.

Polar Vortex 1: Cold Ass Honkies

Kids, don't drink and Polar Vortex.

Ghost of Christmas Past

(Jeff Goldblum Voice)Uh, you do know you're in WRIGLEYVILLE, right?

More Ghosts of Christmas Past

This is where we are now, Chicago. This has to be posted.

Polar Vortex 2: Electric Ig-a-loo