Milk is Grate!

I really wanted to enter theyre store and tell them, "Your Wrong!"

See the trick here is that your name has to be Brian AND Ashley.

and enough said.

3 Shot On Addison

Why would I want to see a band that affiliates with George?

The building between Irish Oak and Tryst is being built by non-union labor. That's why it's almost done and that hotel 5 yards away will NEVER be done.

That seems like a rather dim view of marriage. And politics.

This ATM is for when you're a little short. Bwah-ahahahah!

This photo was taken on Halloween.

and last but certainly not least:

3 people were shot in front of the Taco Bell on Addison and Clark this morning (11/10/10) at 4am. All survived. The shooting is believed to be connected to a fight that occurred at the Wild Hare.

This Is (almost) Halloween

Ah, street vomit. Delicious vomit.

Clark Street on a Sunday morning.

Wiseass stop sign sneaking off the corner into traffic.

How does this happen? I mean, who does this for fun? and why do I think that it was probably a CHUD?

This is a switch on the back of my building. What the hell does it do? I'm scared it try it. It's like a giant shut-off for the entire building.

You Keep that "R".. for Righting!

It's kind of cute and naive how the Lakeview Community Association has all these rats in the window.

To Serve & Protect. To the Apple Store on my Seqway!

Otherwise their fur gets all sticky and matted down.

Genteel Graffiti.

The End is Right Round the Corner

The parking lot between Irish Oak and Tryst is becoming a building. Thank G, we desperately need more sportsbars.

And the Clark n Addison Bar Louie is fini.

The photobooth in the Risque Cafe. Yay for the ole Chinky-Eyes!

The classic two-tiered vomit.

None of that identity theft or credit card fraud for these criminals... "Keepin' It Real!" All you need is a black n white striped shirt, a domino mask and a canvas sack.

Crash into Clark

The Chicago-branch of the Dave Matthews Band Revenge Squad makes it way to Wrigley.

If they like the light, saccharine tunes of Dave Matthews this is the perfect street food.

Joey's Brickhouse on Belmont is gone. They left some signs. "Mostly, we'd like to thank our landlord, Matt Wilbur. Even though it didn't work out we hope he gets what he DESERVES." Gulp. GL, Matt.

Last line: "It's scary not knowing what's next. It's even scarier staying when you're not wanted."

And "Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah" means "I Love You."

And in extremely scary news:

A 22-year-old Chicago man was arrested over the weekend for plotting to carry out a bombing outside a strip of crowded Wrigleyville night spots, according to the FBI.

They also alleged that Sami Samir Hassoun, of the 4700 block of North Kedzie Avenue, had previously discussed a number of violent plots in Chicago, including a biological attack on the city, poisoning Lake Michigan, attacking police officers, bombing the Willis Tower and assassinating Mayor Richard Daley.

More information here.

Ahhh, Fall.

Feathers fill the autumn air.

A restful slumber in the crisp evening does wonders for the soul.

Laura will not be attending, but Ron WILL be there.

That mint you like (Creme de Menthe?) is going out of style.

Junk food for thought.