Thursday, December 23, 2010

Constructive Criticism




Moe's Cantina closed for renovations. There go my Christmas Eve plans.





I'm just glad it's not another bank.





Mount Carmel endorses Rahm.


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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Christmas works






Yes, finally! Coffee AND Red Bull. No one needs to be THAT awake.







So much for Christmas cheer.







I have no idea what's going on in this Japanese poster, but I want to go to there.







10degrees doesn't stop the wall painters. Note the high-tech overhead projector.







1:40am, Sunday, December 19th. Hurry Christmas!


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Monday, December 13, 2010

Christmas on Clark!




If there are multiple children in the house this ornament is just wrong and if it's an only child it implies that there are others lurking about.





A lost hat on the filthy cold sidewalk.





Spit with a glob of blood on a urinal.

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Monday, December 6, 2010

Grande Crappachino




... and that's about everything that cums out of a penis. Right there on Clark Street.




Wi-Pie.. Haha I get it. Your pizza still sucks.




OMG! the Starbucks on CLARK and Belmont is closed! It's full of poo water!




Finally. The Spidey-snuggie. Now I can fight Doc Ock and avoid that chilly draft.

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Friday, December 3, 2010

Who's Harry?




Ah, the scent that says, "Use Me."




The exciting new name for the Harry Careys on Addison and Sheffield.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Milk is Grate!

I really wanted to enter theyre store and tell them, "Your Wrong!"

See the trick here is that your name has to be Brian AND Ashley.


and enough said.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

3 Shot On Addison

Why would I want to see a band that affiliates with George?

The building between Irish Oak and Tryst is being built by non-union labor. That's why it's almost done and that hotel 5 yards away will NEVER be done.


That seems like a rather dim view of marriage. And politics.


This ATM is for when you're a little short. Bwah-ahahahah!

This photo was taken on Halloween.

and last but certainly not least:

3 people were shot in front of the Taco Bell on Addison and Clark this morning (11/10/10) at 4am. All survived. The shooting is believed to be connected to a fight that occurred at the Wild Hare.