Snow Penis

Blockbuster on Clark and Halsted is closing. Here's the "Complete First Season" but it only includes episodes 9-12.




The Blue Man Group now has iPhone bits. Oh. Good.




40 flavors. The most popular? Poon.




Whatever happened to "Wash Me?"

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

It. Begins. Again.

You stay classy, Clark street.




A colorful schedule. There's new tiered pricing based on perceived popularity of a game. That's like when Coke tried to have machines that raised prices with summer temperatures. You know... Like a-hole companies do.




People lined up at 8am on a snowy, cold Saturday for piping fresh tickets.

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

NoSno

Aw. Lost Dr. Seuss backpack.




Soon-to-be death pit.




Belmont EL station.




So, uh, do I bring my own kids or is it kiss-as-catch-can?

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Post Blizzardy

Corner of Clark and Newport. Lots of snow.




There were 5 Kindles and 2 iPads on this 22 Bus.




Dropped keys on Clark n Belmont.




The snow moves the curb 6 feet!!




At last! The mystery porno sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Snow! 2011

I can't believe I was out of town for the Snowpocalypse!! Bah.

Looks like someone was getting someone else's Amazon stuff.





The snow sucker isn't working.





The cure for snow on Clark & Buckingham.





6000 feet over Clark Street.

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Blood and Guts

The Ugly, the Bad and the Good.




Psych! You pay full price, juden.




Lots of blood on Clark and Sheffield.




This sign replaces The Tourist. I'm sure this film will do just as well.

- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Random References

She's dead... wrapped in plastic...




And a Happy New Year to you! In jail! At 6:58pm, people wait for 7pm so that the CTA will be free.





How good could that class be? I mean, they couldnt even protect their own "s"es!





Wow, Mary Kay is keeping it real.


Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone