Overheated

Last ditch effort to save keys. Poor schmuck blocked off the area. 

Borders panders with George Michael, KD Lang, on Market Days.

Hey, Vampires are popular. Hey, Harry Potter goes to a Magic School. Let's combine the two!! Vampire school!!

Actual soup cooling on the shelf! Yay! I stood staring at the steam wafting from the bowl for a good 7 minutes.

From a few weeks ago, the height of human achievement and the depths of human depravity. All on Clark Street.

Yeah, I don't think it worked.

Danger lurks amongst these lovely blooms; Denver Boots!

Ah, post-reality show fame. 

Worst. Title. Ever. 

Hey, what's next to it?

Turf billboards.

Two great tastes that taste great together!!! Harlequin Romance & NASCAR!!

Big, big changes at the Belmont & Clark EL stop. 

The undercarriage gets some special attention.

Cosi is closing. The closest one is 15 miles away. If you were super-craving a $9 panini. You know, the peasant sandwich.

Somehow these people can tell that I live in squalor and keep putting these cards on my doorstep.

If this book didn't already exist an internet t-shirt company would write it.

Street Tampon!!

Street iPhone cover!

Ah. My city. She's beautiful when she sleeps.

Torrential rains swamped Chicago on Monday.

The motorcycles on Clark and Roscoe are finally gone! But "Brodys" is still empty.

This ATM was malfunctioning and speaking (actually speaking) gibberish. It was scary. 

A "tennant" of a building on Clark wants his landlady to put up a new American flag. He was in the army in the 60s.

Cheapo Dad saved on three separate cards with this one!

A clue! It's got to be!!

A little girl reads on the steps of a church during mass.

A portentous team-up at a corporate training event.

The gentleman in the blue collared shirt is known on Clark as the Jesus-Shouter. He likes to shout his gospel at random places. At this Caribou he was having a loud conversation with, uh, no one. Wait, maybe Jesus!

A new book about Cubs Fans. All the pages are laminated so you can relieve the true Cubs fan experience and puke on it.

Another strange promotional cross-over at the Best Buy on Clark Street. The Hulk (Ed Norton version) will fight cyberviruses for you.

Masturbate just like the fictional characters on your glowing storybox!