A sad sign of the times; even America's Porn Shoppes feel the crunch. (2 for 1 sex toys. Heh.)
Ring in the New Year with A Tranny and a Slice of Pizza!
Aw, beautiful snowfall on a serene Clark Street...
... oh no! Stupid city living.
Random brownie left on hotel door-handle.
People who like this sign too much get 10 to 20.
Apparently, "Black Coffee" wants a free child safe kit.
I hate the Sun-Times.
Fancy new, eventually-will-gain-sentience-and-rise-up-and-destroy-all-humans, parking meters are on Clark now.
Happy New Year.
