A sad sign of the times; even America's Porn Shoppes feel the crunch. (2 for 1 sex toys. Heh.)

Ring in the New Year with A Tranny and a Slice of Pizza!

Aw, beautiful snowfall on a serene Clark Street...

... oh no! Stupid city living.

Random brownie left on hotel door-handle.

Photo from my stay at the Overlook Hotel.

People who like this sign too much get 10 to 20.

Apparently, "Black Coffee" wants a free child safe kit.

I hate the Sun-Times.

Fancy new, eventually-will-gain-sentience-and-rise-up-and-destroy-all-humans, parking meters are on Clark now.

Happy New Year.