Simpsons Did It First

I'll need that $1 coffee if I HAVE to pork for 15 entire minutes. 

Game Night! Please bring your own games. 

At this point, the sum of Chicago 2013. 

Apparently, and I asked, people have been stealing the Woolite. 

So, a guy fell asleep at the wheel at Clark and Belmont. Hit a bus, smashed a mailbox and then crashed bad. 

Got put into an ambulance. That ambo hit a car on the way out. 

The civilian driver was pissed and waved over some of the nearby cops who then had to call another ambo. 

The transferring of the patient. 

The Aristocrats!!

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