April Powers

Super creepy storefront at Clark & Belmont. 

Worm Tongue, that cunning linguist, has struck again!! Who will save us all?

This door leads to happy endings. 

Seems official. 

April.

The "liquor kitchen" is open at 7am. 7am. 

I'm not sure how my smoking outside affects the babies inside. 

No good will come from this. 

Wrigley goes Latina. 

I'm not sure what question you're answering there, McD's. 

Close to Open

Unopened, discarded condoms. Like tears in the rain... 

"Very nice solving that murder, sweetheart, now get back in the kitchen."

Own your very own paper Wrigley Field!

Discarded knee pad. PLEASE be from a construction worker. 

Sprung?

Irish Oak does Real Talk on Sunday.

You think you hate your job?

Corner of Clark & Roscoe. Get ready for Chicago's first Poutinerie!

Out of all the fan-purchased bricks in front of Wrigley Field, this is my favorite.

Corner of Clark & Diversey... fancy new Walgreens waiting for Spring.

Wrigleyville 2014: First Blood.

Where are the Snakes when we need them?

St. Patricks Day Record! Go Wrigleyville!

Check out the link above for the reports on the 2014 Wrigleyville record! We hit 21 arrests and 17 ambulance runs!

RedBull Mobile DJ truck blasting the tunes at 9am!

Two trolleys vomit 30 people each onto Clark Street. Most of them already have Solo cups in their hands. Again, it is 9am.

Another trolley.

Special security. Not for the street, just for Deuces. Seven men receiving their orders.

The t-shirt store next to Dimos. 

The shedding of the green.

City bus converted for private use disgorging more revelers.

Amublance #8 of the day.

There are many, many picture of vomit that I did not post. You're welcome.

Spring Awakenings

Rat tracks in the snow. Beautiful winter. 

Bank security guard in a comfy office chair. Constanza approved. 

Banksy prequel. 

Irish every weekend was St. Patricks Day. 

In Tokyo, the snow melts to reveal lovely cherry blossoms. Our snow melts to  reveal pounds of dog feces. That's the Chicago way. 

You know it's Spring when the Divvy bikes return. 

Freeze Dried

Dollop, on Clark & Belmont has a sense of weather humor. 

Freeze-dried vomit. 

The scratch off reveals a code and website to enter said code thereby betraying the promise of an "instant winner." Damn you SportzClips. 

What does BYCB mean?