Actual quote: "Anyone have a cigarette for a gay guy?"

Line to get into Ian's Pizza.

Sexy Cop talking to Actual Cops.

I pray this is a Halloween garbage can and not, you know, regular Clark Street.

October 29th!!! Halloween candy is half gone and now it's Christmas!!

Bolat is gone.

Ah, Chicago. Where else can kids play ON a Picasso?

That's a big sign.

Super cool future handdryer. It works like crazy. 

Vote early, stay up late.

Boy, I'd love to get that apartment... if only I could. get. the. slip of paper!!!!