Beer Salad and Truth in Sigs.

If you open the e-mail program on the iPad at the Clark & Diversery Best Buy,

this is the signature.

Using the giant "I" on his varsity sweater, Letterman changes the "flatbread" to a "flatbird."

A local delicacy, the delicious beer salad. To go.

You probably can't see because of the godawful neon, but that's a newly renovated "tobacco and smoking accessories" store and directly across the street in the public trash is a empty case of Parliament cigarettes and the requisite Ed Hardy incense holder.