Finally! My hover-bike arrives in time for the snow.

Chicago SnowTree

So long, Linens & Things.

More snow serenely drifts down.

GhandiMobile?

I like to think that Two Girls dropped these cups.

Front of the Ghandimobile.

Nighthawks 2.0

Sportscorner gone!

Fancy new sign for The Alley!

A sad sign of the times; even America's Porn Shoppes feel the crunch. (2 for 1 sex toys. Heh.)

Ring in the New Year with A Tranny and a Slice of Pizza!

Aw, beautiful snowfall on a serene Clark Street...

... oh no! Stupid city living.

Random brownie left on hotel door-handle.

Photo from my stay at the Overlook Hotel.

People who like this sign too much get 10 to 20.

Apparently, "Black Coffee" wants a free child safe kit.

I hate the Sun-Times.

Fancy new, eventually-will-gain-sentience-and-rise-up-and-destroy-all-humans, parking meters are on Clark now.

Happy New Year.

Actual quote: "Anyone have a cigarette for a gay guy?"

Line to get into Ian's Pizza.

Sexy Cop talking to Actual Cops.

I pray this is a Halloween garbage can and not, you know, regular Clark Street.

October 29th!!! Halloween candy is half gone and now it's Christmas!!

Bolat is gone.

Ah, Chicago. Where else can kids play ON a Picasso?

That's a big sign.

Super cool future handdryer. It works like crazy. 

Vote early, stay up late.

Boy, I'd love to get that apartment... if only I could. get. the. slip of paper!!!!

I imagine someone is very upset at losing this note.

This interactive video busstop shows red arrows where Markers Mark is available.

Illinois Republicans have a party at the Red Ivy on Clark Street.

Punsters at work at Pick Me Up Cafe.

And, in the interests of equal time, Barack Obama donates a dollar at a local IHOP.

Random lawnmower abandoned on Clark and Belmont.

Sorry. I was away from Clark Street for a little bit.

This is either a very poor drunk resident decision or the opening clue from the first 3 minutes of a Law & Order episode.

All the way down in the 4000s, on Clark.. a business card for the KOI restaurant in the Planet Hollywood Casino in  Las Vegas.

The motorcycles are finally gone and replaced with a lovely flower bed! Let's all thank the new owners...

The, uh, ZOO! Yay!

Pizza-Ria gives new meaning to sidewalk cafe on the weekends.

Optimistic, but cautious preparations for the Cubs playoffs.

8am. Free Dominos sign!

A stern warning from the Doctors Office.

A few weeks ago, all the streetlights were out on most of Clarks. Just like I like my women... pretty and dangerous.

Worst. Sequel. Ever.

Cautious and optimistic.

Seven pairs of glasses on the dashboard. I waited to see if a giant spider was driving this SUV.

Brave, intelligent people line up to enjoy John Barleycorns just before the playoffs.