June 26th

I don't know why this cracked me up so bad. An ambulance is stuck in traffic.

I was kinda tempted to steal this bike.

Big Brother Daley is now perched on most major Clark Street intersections. I'm still conflicted on this matter.

For a month's CTA pass you could buy a nice bike.

I like that it looks like one cop is keeping watch whilst the other gets his cash.

This ATV unit was enjoying some delicious breakfast before heading over to the Pride Parade.

Uh, asked & answered, A&E.

yes. (could it possibly be Smooth B. Real from the Onion? That'd be hot.)

Vomit.

More disgusting than the vomit.


The big fancy McDonalds has several statues outside. This is the freakiest one. Don't think so?

Aggh! This poor bastard was obviously covered in molten lead in the moment of his death.


Clark Street is famous for its Champagne Breakfast.. champagne and...

... delicious eggs.

June 19. Gotham Nights

The rain fell and made Clark St. look like a movie set.

A man is arrested for harrassment in front of Wrigley during the game. The Bigger Cop actually shouted, "No! You're a punk and you're going to jail!"

The bazaar usually opens about three hours before game time. I love mini-bats.

This is an actually movie being shot in Chicago right now. I can't say more, but if you type "Rory's First Kiss" into Google...

Hee Hee. I liked that card. (I hear there's a movie about Pirates coming out this summer. Haven't heard much about it.)


Meet me at the corner of Schnitzel and Cornelia.

A sports jersey tied to the door handle. But why?

Fun partymix abandoned on the curb.

I love this abandoned pet carrier. I imagine The Fugitive remade with all cats. Dr. Richard Katbel is being pursued by a three-Legged Dog. He's the Fur-gitive.

Clark Street. Somewhere under the Rainbow.

June 12, 2007- Several Days Worth

This past weekend was the "Naked Ride." Instead of me explaining...

I was prepared to snap some shots, but decided I didn't want to be "That Guy." (to be honest, that revelation came to me only after seeing several gentleman, who perhaps in colder climes, would be wearing trenchcoats as well as carrying videocameras. Gross.)

I stopped to take this picture to demonstrate the cycle of bird orifice life... upper left- bird poop. Center- an thrown egg.

As I passed the bird sanctuary mobile, I noticed that the owner has a bowling bowl in the front seat. I liked that.

Some random fast food trash (haven't you people heard of Eric Schlosser?!)In and of itself not very remarkable. BUT, upon further examination it's garbage from Wendys. This picture was taken somewhere Clark & Roscoe. There is not a Wendys for at least 5 miles. That's a long way to bring your garbage.
Whatcha gonna do / Whatcha gonna do / When They ATV for you.

I've been told from a reliable source that going to Jade Dragon for what the kids call "ink" is like going to Sbarros for italian food.

What better after a Cubs game than pizza and...

... a quickie in the liquor store parking lot?

The awful pizza wasted on the sidewalk doesn't bother me. The waste of a brownie is wrong!

*gulp* Something awful has happened...

You might think. It's actually a trail of beet juice. Pretty scary looking though.

The Naked Bike Ride caused a giant traffic jam.

And someone (probably naked) had an accident.

Great night at the reggae club = Busted drumstick.

I apologize for not posting this early enough so that you could participate.

Abandoned drumsets and chairs.

Cheezit! It's the cops!

Whomso Pulleth Out the Dragon Sword of the Pile of The Onions, is Rightwise King of All Wrigleyville.

The only way the Cubs will win anything.

June 5, 2007 - some pic and some overhears

The ironically named business "GoGo Travelling Billboards" usually hawks strip clubs. My particular favorite is the "Fantasy theme" with a "nurse" and a "schoolgirl". Wandering pandering.

Someone in line for Moe's collapsed and needed medical attention. The excitement got to them, I guess.

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Punk Gal (proudly): We're going into which ever club has the most Cubs signs!

Trixie Gal on Her Razr: So did you watch the spinal tap? (I don't know if she meant the medical procedure or film.)

That cab driver was fucking amazing! He talked about my boobs for five minutes! - Girl With Nice Boobs

Man with a Strong Lisp: That's what I want to see... another movie about goddamn penguins! What is that? Like six in two years?!